“Sprechen Sie Bier?” | Not a doctor, lawyer, or Indian chief…

Not a doctor, lawyer, or Indian chief–

Though that last one got some thought.

Except that it limited the Ivy League schools

At which it might be taught.

 

Not brigadier general, or football player,

Or theoretical physicist;

But with the life experience of a six-year-old,

My choice was to be a … ventriloquist.

 

You may scoff at this, and roll your eyes,

Thinking: that’s just a lot of baloney.

But my childhood heroes: Edgar…